my dad just recently learned about “omg”
Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
50 Shades of Greg
Glitches in the matrix.
ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
this will always be my favorite
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
Man fucks woman. Subject: man. Verb: fucks. Object: woman. That’s okay. Woman fucks man. Woman: subject. Man: object. That’s not so comfortable for you, is it?
I actually really needed to read this right now.